My mass disorganization prevents serial killers from studying my habits in order to kill me.

I long for the day when I am organized...however at this juncture in life...I'm starting to think its prooooobably not gonna happen.  I have aquired so many useless things in my life..If my house was smaller I might make an episode of horders.  Ok ok I'm not to that point YET!  What is it about Spring that alludes me to believe that I CAN be organized and keep it like that.. and I CAN be a master gardner and I CAN plan our meals out by the month??  I need a spring intervention LOL!! 

Once I stayed on a diet a whole 14 days! I've been a vegetarian for a whole 4 days now...so I've got that goin for me. haha..Seriously though..This is one way of healthy eating I "think" I can stick to for a while.  (ask me in 10 days if I am sticking to that statement :) Thats another thing...I sooorta have commitment issues..It's a miracle I got married in the first place and have been married for 8.5 years!  All you folks who do what you say and say what you mean, plan, organize, and commit to things.  How boring can you be?!!?!?  HAHAHA I kid out of jealously hehe. 

So..my goal is to greatly reduce the amount of crap that we have accumilated...now where to begin?  My ADHD (or the illusion that I have this) always seems to rear it's ugly head.  So what will happen is I will have everything pulled out of every closet and crap piled up on the beds and then I'll start laundry and then I'll start to sweep, then remember I should dust before I sweep..then I'll have a moment of OH YEAH I was cleaning all the crap out of the house.  Then I'll have to stop and feed the munchkins....clean that up...THEN I look around the house which is in TOTAL chaos and say to heck with it and cram everything back where it was.  Hey cleaning out your closets ...thats only good in theory right!?!?1  Yeahhhh thought so. 

healing via coffee

I know you can smell that fresh brewed aroma of a yummy cup of coffee.  However this is what we call "upside down" coffee.  See..ya don't drink it. Got your attention now huh?  Well today my husband started a new chapter in our life.  We're about to embark on a healthier way of life and hoping we both get some healing from it as well.  That sounds great huh...but whats the deal with the coffee?  Part of the healing is coffee enema!!  Oh You heard me right!  If it wasn't for my hubbie I woulda put that off another day.  BUT we got all the things we needed and we did it!  It wasn't as horrid and I imagined it would be.  But hey this IS a day in the life of Crissy things get crazy around here..